rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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urtube:

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

ibelieveinthilbo:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
RIGHT
THERE
JESUS CRUST

jesus crust

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this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.

Hello police please arrest this post

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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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Q

Anonymous asked:

you cant just keep on replying with pictures of birds

A

wadepeter:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

not you

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nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

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bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

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