witnesstheabsurd:

SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON  

{ オシリスの天空竜 }

"The heavens twist and thunder roars, signaling the coming of this ancient creature, and the dawn of true power."

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piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

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codeinewarrior:

girls on tumblr: i’m so horny

me: 

(via unclefather)

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

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